I will ensure that your next relaxing bath experience is life-altering one. At the moment you least expect it I will force you below the water until you you're sure there's no possibility of survival- just long enough for you to realize that living wasn't so lame after all. A working bathtub IS REQUIRED. I once drowned a kitten by accident, so I can not guarantee your safety ;)
Please mentally prepare yourself for your brush with mortality. We are not held responsible for actual death, as each unique experience comes complete with escape options.
So good. Thank you so much for almost killing me