I will ensure that your elevator free fall experience is as close to death as possible. Your life will flash before your eyes as that small metal box plunges unrelentingly toward the earth. Provides an excellent opportunity to cling to the one you love, or perhaps one who doesn't know they love you yet, as you both contemplate your miserable existences for up to fifteen seconds.
Please mentally prepare yourself for your brush with mortality. We are not held responsible for actual death, as each unique experience comes complete with escape options.